Thursday, 11 August 2016

Augmented Reality Gets Too Real

Once upon a time, gods and angels came unto the people in the night and had their way with them.  Later, demonic succubi and incubi were the culprits.  More recently, sinister alien Reptilians and butt-probing Greys did the deed.  Today, these strange hauntings have adapted to the shifting zeitgeist, and a woman in Moscow claims to have been raped by a Pokemon.

Monday, 8 August 2016

German Man May Be Prosecuted For Insulting Racist Murderer

Munich resident Thomas Salbey is facing possible charges for calling Ali Sonboly, the Munich shooter, a wanker.  Charges could include "insults to the detriment of the dead," not inclusive of the nine people Sonboly killed.

Thursday, 4 August 2016

Gender Disparity in Sentencing Benefits Transsexual

Caitlyn Jenner may keep the gold medal she earned in the men's decathlon, but Gina Owen will not be held accountable for her sexual crimes as a man, because "she was literally a different person when she committed these offences."